Kids Say the Darndest Things

After Shawn told some random joke:

Me: "Claire, your daddy is so strange."

Claire: "No he isn't mommy. He's familiar."

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Today while sitting on his kiddie potty:

Ben: "Mommy, my poo-poo said, 'Ben, can I come out?' and I said, 'Yes!'" (said with absolute pride at his accomplishment).